surrealistic-fantasies:

Same

itriedthatathome:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

"Suck son of a bitch" I lost my shit at that

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

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lifeoftroye:

tyleroakley:

radondoran:

THIS WAS ALREADY PERFECT

BUT THEN THE LYRICS STARTED

OH MY GOD

shercockandmycrotch:

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

systemofadowny:

I just want a girl to come sit on my face tbh 

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog